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Einstein
once said: 'I know not with what weapons World War III will
be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and
stones.' Profound stuff but clever old AE obviously hadn't
considered the multiple advantages of nerf warfare. After
all, being smacked in the face by a squishy nerf missile is
preferable to being cuffed by a lump of radioactive concrete
any day of the post-apocalyptic week.
With
this in mind, may we proudly present the mighty R/C Missile
Launcher. This chunkily unsubtle R/C vehicle is armed with
a whacking great multiple Nerf missile launcher that rotates
independently of its suitably macho, camouflage-clad chassis.
Simply
manouver into the desired strategic position, rotate the launcher
to line up your target, press the Fire button and cackle manically
as said target cowers under a devastating volley of Nerf missiles!
And if you do end up nerfing someone by mistake, just steer
Missile Launcher into the nearest cupboard, deny all knowledge
of its existence and claim that you don't own any toys of
mass destruction.
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